Two Hollows Monster Marathon and Half Marathon Results 2023
Enjoy age and gender head starts on an all-new course!
8:00am Sunday September 03
Kennedy State Forest in Virgil, NY | FLRC | Marathon and Half Marathon

Results from the Two Hollows Monster Marathon’s new course are now in the books—and are now reflected on the Trail Circuit leaderboard. Don’t miss the full recap below and race photos from Jamie Love!

Remember, the times below do not include the age- and gender-adjusted head starts. In essence, they assume everyone started at the scratch times of 8 AM for the marathon and 9 AM for the half marathon.

Half Marathon

PlaceFirst NameLast NameAgeGenderTime
1NancyKleinrock63F1:39:35
2BrianLee50M1:46:54
3CrosbyWoods17M1:50:33
4JeremyThomas47M1:59:14
5DavidOlds56M1:59:42
6RobertSwizdor57M1:59:43
7DamianClemons49M2:06:14
8JimmyRayburn61M2:08:57
9StevenVanek52M2:10:37
10JessicaUhrin26F2:15:06
11JulieBarclay50F2:15:09
12BillKing63M2:17:15
13DavidKania43M2:18:13
14KlaasVan Wijk63M2:19:57
15ValeriaGarcia-Martinez21F2:20:28
16StephenShaw45M2:21:33
17TrevorAmestoy25M2:21:48
18MarkPerry44M2:22:42
19RickMazzeo70M2:23:18
20LeannePowers37F2:24:13
21IlanaBrito43F2:29:55
22KelleyTeeter36F2:30:41
23SusanBartone48F2:31:25
24CarrieHathaway41F2:33:27
25PeterClark41M2:36:32
26RachealAtley39F2:37:45
27JamesSinkoff62M2:39:17
28MelissaWallace50F2:39:33
29JohnBrind'Amour57M2:39:34
30VirginiaCallison29F2:41:09
31EnriqueDiaz-Alvarez51M2:41:51
32DanielKalinowski32M2:44:26
33StephBailey42F2:45:39
34TimothyLott27M2:46:54
35KatieGannon28F2:47:01
36SarahRidenour37F2:47:26
37PerrinePepiot43F2:50:27
38SheaOleksa30F2:53:25
39MakotoEndo48M2:53:48
40JoshTeeter47M2:53:53
41KatherineForrest46F2:57:27
42TracyButtars55F3:00:17
43SeanMoriarty63M3:00:38
44RobertBeeley54M3:01:17
45LiamMuecke22M3:02:28
46MarsdenCornish26M3:05:21
47ChristieHillenbrand36F3:05:34
48JenniferWoltjen66F3:06:46
49ChrisSchwarz32M3:16:53
50MayaVulcan24F3:18:52
51CarolynMurphy56F3:23:16
52SamanthaMuka39F3:24:35
53ChristyPost49F3:43:25
54ElyseBraner39F4:18:48

Marathon

PlaceFirst NameLast NameAgeGenderTime
1StephenJesch54M4:36:14
2GerritVan Loon62M4:39:53
3GabrielleWoo31F5:23:03
4PeteKresock40M5:23:51
5DianaHackett39F5:28:54
6DennisStadelman62M6:12:16
7JessicaSmith42F6:39:12
8WayneWheeler42M7:17:33
9BallardSmith43M7:25:09

Two Hollows Monster Marathon and Half 2023 Recap

For 2023, the Two Hollows Monster Marathon and Half Marathon—formerly, simply the Monster Marathon and Half Marathon—moved to a beautiful network of Finger Lakes Trail-associated trails in Kennedy State Forest that most participants had never set foot on, despite being local to the area. In this way, the trail races differed from past runnings, along with nonbinary registration option and a new team of race directors, but in many ways the Monster remained the same:

  • it moved back to its traditional date of the Sunday of Labor Day weekend;
  • it retained the age-and-gender head start structure;
  • it was conducted as an out-and-back (this time, two out-and-backs, or more precisely an out-and-back in one direction and then a down-and-up in a different direction), so runners could assess where they stood with respect to their competition, but mostly so they could encourage one another throughout;
  • it featured hand-crafted finisher awards for every runner who covered the distance, in this case hand-knit leaf “medals” by RD Nancy and bottles of homemade “Monster Sauce” that RD Steve V. cooked up from his homegrown hot peppers;
  • it had friendly monsters in the woods greeting runners before they climbed the last of the monster hills.

The race team, volunteers, Wilderness Search & Rescue, and runners convened on a picture-perfect day—albeit a bit warm, especially as the marathoners were finishing up their final out-and-back.

Inexplicably, nearly half of the marathoners were no-shows, including all of the young bucks, so each of the 11 marathoners was out on the course in advance of the 8:00 am scratch start. This was definitely an opportunity lost for those who elected not to show up: no lovely singletrack, no trail camaraderie, and no cake and beer and sandwiches at the finish line for them. Nine marathoners finished, with Stephen Jesch crossing the line first in 4:36 clock time and, at age 54 and therefore with a 31-minute start ahead of the clock, logging the fastest raw time of the day (5:07). He definitely earned his “Thing 1” plush monster award and six-pack of beer of his choosing. “Thing 2” went to the 2021 champ, Gerrit Van Loon (4:39). Rounding out the top five in close succession to one another, were Gabrielle Woo (5:23:03), Pete Kresock (5:23:51), and Diana Hackett (5:28:54)—all clock times, not accounting for their respective head starts. Each of them went home with a personal “monster” and six pack.

The half marathon had 62 entrants and 55 starters and 54 finishers, so a much better respective turnout. These folks ran each out-and-back once, whereas the marathoners did it twice. With RD Steve Shaum holding down the monster cave at the finish line, RDs Nancy Kleinrock and Steve Vanek both partook of the fun on the trails. When all was said and done, Nancy (age 63) was second out of the gate and first across the finish line in 1:39 clock time (2:23 raw time), earning Thing 1 for her efforts. Thing 2 went to Brian Lee (age 50) in 1:46, and the 3rd place monster went to Crosby Woods (age 17) in 1:50. Monsters 4 and 5 went to Jeremy Thomas (age 47) and David Olds (age 56) in 1:59:14 and 1:59:42, respectively—again, all clock times. Just missing out on a stuffed monster of his own was Bob Swizdor (age 57), who crossed the line in 1:59:43, but had a one-minute head start on David; it just wasn’t quite enough to prevail.

Full results can be found for the full marathon and half marathon.

Snippets of the entire event were captured by photographer Jamie Love. You can view them here and download free of charge those you like. If you have pix you’d like to share, please upload them here.

Of course, the race couldn’t have happened without the many volunteers who stepped up to help: Vinny and Charlotte Cappadora (bib pickup and morning start/finish aid station); Pete Kresock (bib pickup before heading out to face his own monster on the marathon course); Ian Golden and Jake Werblow (Hilsinger Road aid station; special thanks to Ian who supplied all the food, fluids, and equipment for that aid station); Michelle Dardia and Stephanie Mulinos (afternoon start/finish aid station and post-race cleanup); Gerald McKinley (post-race cleanup, as well); Adam Engst, Heather Cobb, and Bob Talda (finish line timing); Margaret Frank and her daughter Genevieve (post-race food pickup); Jami Landry and Paul Maza (course sweeping); Jan Vanek-Raphaelidis and Colin Buckley as the woodland monsters; and Gary McCheyne (coordinating equipment before and after). Huge thanks as well to Ryan Healy and his intrepid volunteer Wilderness Search & Rescue crew who you saw periodically on the course tracking your bib numbers.

Special thanks go to Alex and Michelle Gonzalez, who constructed many—and maintain all—of the trails Two Hollows Monster traverses. For more about the “International Loops,” see pages 22 and 23 of the Fall 2017 issue of the Finger Lakes Trail News (Fall 2017). While runners were watching out for the pink flags, they might not have noticed that the course covered the Main FLT (white blazes), Spanish Loop (orange), and Swedish Loop (blue) on the first out-and-back, and then, in order going out the second out-and-back (actually, down the down-and-up), the Spanish Loop (orange), Irvin’s Trail (blue), Spanish Loop (orange), Polito’s Path (red), Eric’s Path (yellow), Irvin’s Trail (blue), English Loop (red—the nasty little up amongst all that down), and Spanish Loop (orange) to the turnaround at the bottom—no wonder there were 684 flags and so many wrong-way signs! Even as the marathoners were still out there running, Alex was painting the yellow end-of-trail blazes on the brand new Ukrainian Loop Trail mentioned in the article. That trail has been 14 years in the making; he had as good a day in the woods as we all did!

Plan ahead and put the Two Hollows Monster Marathon on your 2024 race calendar on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend and tell your friends about it.

Happy trails from your RDs,
Nancy Kleinrock, Steve Shaum, and Steve Vanek

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